Breville Oracle Touch | Automatic Espresso Machine | Smart Coffee Maker

The Parker family’s smart espresso machine developed a coffee elitism problem. It would dramatically shut down if anyone mentioned instant coffee and once refused service for three days after Mr. Parker brought home supermarket beans. It now sends passive-aggressive notifications during coffee shop visits: “That latte looks… adequate. I could have incorporated more microfoam.” The family has started sneaking outside for coffee like guilty teenagers.